The tale of the Carmel Coated Chickadee. With lessons learned.
Starting with these lessons.
(1) Be careful what you put in your feeders.
(2) Not all "foods" are bird foods.
(3) Sticky is very sticky if you have feathers.
(4) Chickadees don't like sponge baths.
(5) Chickadees have sharp pointed beaks.
(6) Chickadees are not passive cute little song birds when getting a sponge bath.
(7) Chickadee beaks will draw blood when wielded by a mad Chickadee,
(8) You won't be hearing "Chick..a..dee..dee..dee" when they are getting a bath.
(9)Band-Aids should be applied after drying your hands.
(10) For expert advise look here, here and here.
2 comments:
Some kitty is really pizzed at you for taking away its holiday dessert---caramel coated chickadee :)
Thanks for the great laugh! I'm almost ready to give you the "2011 Best Comment" award right now.
You have set a high bar for competitors.
Still laughing out loud.
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